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Joshua Christopher ([personal profile] unapostled) wrote2014-08-29 10:34 am

Recitative 001 // Video

[You might recognize the stiff boy in a priest's uniform--or, you might not. He was only around briefly before. Anyway, he doesn't recognize any of you, thanks to the strange properties from the Barge, so you're going to get his awkward, stilted introduction...again. Wherever he's sitting, he's near a window--you can see space slowly sailing behind him in the background.]

Hi. Um, my name is Brother Joshua Christopher, and I'm a new Warden here on the Barge. It's nice to meet you all. Back home I work for an organization called the Magdalen Order which is where the uniform comes from. You can call me Brother Joshua, or just Joshua. Whatever you prefer.

I'm--well, we don't exactly have technology like this where I'm from, so, uh, if I'm a little clumsy with it at first I apologize.

[He pauses, drumming his fingers against his seat.]

Uh. I guess that's it? [He frowns.] Actually, I'm curious, what are your worlds like? Do you have stuff like this device or...well...[he gestures behind him to the window] this boat there? [He rubs his shoulder, staring out at space.] Back home, this sort of thing would only be in a book or a film or something.
maced_eggs: (over Georgie's shoulder)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-08-30 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Mason. Name's Mason.

So what are you, Josh? Priest?
maced_eggs: (oh so pretty)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-08-30 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that works out for me, Josh. I'll tell you why. I'm not religious, but I like soup, an' I happen to be undead.

Unless all you do is kill the undead, in which case I am 100% human an' have never hurt a soul in my life.
maced_eggs: (lulz)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-08-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh. You mean zombies.

S'comforting. I don't like going around snacking on other people's brains.

Though I will warn you, there's a fuckin' asshole that bit me last week, undead too. You believe that? Undead attacking undead? And there's me, trying to help his sorry arse off the floor.
maced_eggs: (argumentative)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-08-30 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, I mean like a fuckin' vampire!

[Mason isn't exactly the sharpest tack]

I mean, I'm a reaper. I take souls. He takes lives. Bloody difference, isn't there?
maced_eggs: (nom nom toast)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-08-30 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Right, exactly. An' I don't know much about vampires because fuck no were they a part of my world. I mean, I'd know, wouldn't I? People dying of vampire attacks.

So you just be on the look-out. I don't want him biting anyone else.
maced_eggs: (not an effective toothpick)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-08-30 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
My pleasure, Josh.

That's right. An' no. Whassat?
maced_eggs: (adopted puppy)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-08-30 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Is that right? I only handle the back end of it. I don't get to see the after part of it, or how new souls get put in.

That's beautiful. Reincarnation, right?
maced_eggs: (clowning around)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-08-30 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Where I'm from, the soul tends to look exactly like the body.

Only, y'know. Ghost-like.
maced_eggs: (pull the other one)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-09-01 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Priest can't help you here, lad. You're a long way from home.
maced_eggs: (keep point for me)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-09-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
You expecting this to be a long weekend sort of deal?
maced_eggs: (lulz)

[personal profile] maced_eggs 2014-09-01 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Mate, it took me a few months to even get paired.